Puppies are constantly inventing new ways to be bad. It's fascinating. You come into a room they've been in and see pieces of debris and try to figure out what you had that was made from wicker or what had been stuffed with fluff.

It turns out, after a lot of exploration, that I'm not really a princess. A swell gal, sure, but not a princess.

More often than not, what animals require our protection from is not hurricanes or fires, but abuse at the hands of other people".